Okay, you guys, this has been bothering me a lot. And by a lot, I mean “every night when my husband is trying to get to sleep.” Trader Joe’s sells something called “cookie butter,” which is basically sugar cookies ground up and mixed with vegetable oil, to make a spread. Then they made cookie butter sandwich cookies, which are made with cookie butter filling. Then they suggest that you crush these cookies to make a cookie-crumb crust for a cheesecake. This is taking it a bit too far, in my opinion. I mean, how right is it to take something perfectly good, like the original sugar cookie, and keep crushing it and mixing it into something new? Maybe doing it once is okay, but how many times can we do this before you’ve totally destroyed the metaphysical integrity of the cookie? I’m not kidding. I can’t figure out why this bothers me so much. It just seems wrong.